1. Jackson says Argentina will beat Germany
2. We couldnt name all of Ross's wives (we forgot the lesbian's name)
3. ball pilates

"becareful, those girls have all their teeth"

a documentary

P.diddy making the band

it's all for you damien, it's all for you.

let me put my finger in your nose-nose-nose woahhhh its not funny a no no no no!

and if you'd like to stay I'll tell you all I know about politics, music &drugs.

the first love birds of the season; the avian flu &you.

rimbaud as the enemy

1. Being twenty-one is more gratifying than being seventeen, but turning seventeen is nice when you can wake up yourself again
2. I shouldnt be allowed to text message
3. At one point I climbed out Ilana's old bedroom window and said to myself "see Ilana, I know how you felt." Then I proceeded to walk myself down the street &lay in the grass until Ashley Konrad and Kyle Gainey found me
4. Everyone started getting upset that I call them by their first and last name, the person to blame for this is ultimately Joel Elliott.
5. Ashley Konrad and I were the last ones left (naturally) we took the time to eat chocolate cake &sit Mike Roess' old cat down- we looked hard at the cat and said "just tell us what you know and everything will be fine"
6. I shouldnt be allowed to send text messages
7. Drew and Sean came and I kept trying so hard to call Stacy and tell her over and over again
8. At some point I stopped answering the phone and I cannot remember why but I had lost all desire to talk into it so I am sorry Heather Michelle and Cousin koolaid for any confusion I may have caused
9. oh, kyle cox was there so ashley just kept saying over and over "we are going to have to write this down in the notebook." secretely we keep a notebook what is in it is quotes from safety harbor and a song I wrote about conor oberst called "nobody's cut in omaha"
10. Toward the end of the night five of us sat there and had a heart to heart which I ruined by throwing chocolate cake
11. I should never be allowed to have heart-to-hearts at all my apologies mainly are directed toward Andrew Rau
12. Everyone is going to the orpheum tonight but I wont pretend it's the prom as this form of regression is not as succesful as we had originally hoped
13. That cat knew more than it was leading on
14. The motivational stickers provided much enjoyement and were worth the $1 I purchased them for at The Dollar Tree
15. I don't know why so many pictures of feet were taken or anything like that; the fact that I used to have pink hair was brought up over and over again but I have never regreted having pink hair; a lot of you really were mean in highschool but I guess that I should just move on from this and not throw chocolate cake; I don't regret throwing the cake; bailey and rob k. are beautiful, kyle g's sister is amazing and her and her friends were true to my heart; when someone shows you who they are believe them; Tim the dinosaur stickers were for you; dave partain and cameron ata both fell out of their chairs and I am never supposed to mention this again; happy birthday to everyone whose birthday it really is- kyle cox, cameron ata, josh greenburg (josh is that your last name) travis doherty, kianna from tilly &the wall &anyone else I'm forgetting
16. I should not be allowed to send text messages
17. Here is an obscure reference from when the music of Garrett Vorbeck &Straight 68 still played loud in our headphones "I was only-ly, seventeen, when you told me everythinggggggggg."

Ilana's old bedroom window and said to myself "see Ilana, I know how you felt." Then I proceeded to walk myself down the street &lay in the grass until Ashley Konrad and Kyle Gainey found me
4. Everyone started getting upset that I call them by their first and last name, the person to blame for this is ultimately Joel Elliott.
5. Ashley Konrad and I were the last ones left (naturally) we took the time to eat chocolate cake &sit Mike Roess' old cat down- we looked hard at the cat and said "just tell us what you know and everything will be fine"
6. I shouldnt be allowed to send text messages
7. Drew and Sean came and I kept trying so hard to call Stacy and tell her over and over again
8. At some point I stopped answering the phone and I cannot remember why but I had lost all desire to talk into it so I am sorry Heather Michelle and Cousin koolaid for any confusion I may have caused
9. oh, kyle cox was there so ashley just kept saying over and over "we are going to have to write this down in the notebook." secretely we keep a notebook what is in it is quotes from safety harbor and a song I wrote about conor oberst called "nobody's cut in omaha"
10. Toward the end of the night five of us sat there and had a heart to heart which I ruined by throwing chocolate cake
11. I should never be allowed to have heart-to-hearts at all my apologies mainly are directed toward Andrew Rau
12. Everyone is going to the orpheum tonight but I wont pretend it's the prom as this form of regression is not as succesful as we had originally hoped
13. That cat knew more than it was leading on
14. The motivational stickers provided much enjoyement and were worth the $1 I purchased them for at The Dollar Tree
15. I don't know why so many pictures of feet were taken or anything like that; the fact that I used to have pink hair was brought up over and over again but I have never regreted having pink hair; a lot of you really were mean in highschool but I guess that I should just move on from this and not throw chocolate cake; I don't regret throwing the cake; bailey and rob k. are beautiful, kyle g's sister is amazing and her and her friends were true to my heart; when someone shows you who they are believe them; Tim the dinosaur stickers were for you; dave partain and cameron ata both fell out of their chairs and I am never supposed to mention this again; happy birthday to everyone whose birthday it really is- kyle cox, cameron ata, josh greenburg (josh is that your last name) travis doherty, kianna from tilly &the wall &anyone else I'm forgetting
16. I should not be allowed to send text messages
17. Here is an obscure reference from when the music of Garrett Vorbeck &Straight 68 still played loud in our headphones "I was only-ly, seventeen, when you told me everythinggggggggg."

this was after i dropped my camera in water. it has since dried out!!

my life with scott peterson and heather michelle.

hey baby, i'll meet you after second period

if it's not love,t hen it's the bomb that will bring us together

Daniela: So anthony, upon meeting me on a scale of 1-10, one being the lowest and ten being the highest, how would you rate me?
Anthony: a 4
Andrew: You know this was out of 10 not 5 right?
Tiffany: Meow, Meow kitty meow
Tim: guys?
Karlen: GRAB THE CAT

Tiffany: Meow, Meow kitty meow
Tim: guys?
Karlen: GRAB THE CAT

whoops!

we'll trade liquor for blood in an attempt to tip the scales/summer's gonna come it's gonna cloud our eyes again no need to focus when there's nothing that's worth seeing.

we were just kidding about Safety Harbor.

I like long walks and sci-fi movies,
If you're 6 foot tall &east coast bred

This is actually my life, these things really happen. THEY REALLY HAPPEN

but what if the rapist tries to kill me?

Things that you are allergic to starting with the letter "N"